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Old 06-22-2013, 07:51 PM
BoringGuy BoringGuy is offline
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Dude, I think you left your Verizon van outside my house...

SRSLY?!?!?!

I can't believe i accidentally ran over this thread with my measuring wheel.

Anyway, the reason i am calling is: i thought you should know that i am about to make sandwiches out of pastrami, bread, cheese, avocados, mayonnaise, and other things, and i plan to eat them over the next day and a half or two.

I am a firm believer, and no one better dare oppose me, in the Truth of Pastrami as a weapon of self-destruction. But your last meal is impolite and improper the way it should be.

I love mayonnaise more than it would be dulce et decorum to admit. It told me its love for me is equally dysfunctional. If you don't believe me, ask it.
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