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Old 06-16-2013, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BoringGuy View Post
Vanilla is my favorite flavor of ice cream because you can add it to anything and it tastes good, or you can add anything to it and it tastes good (ever had garlic ice cream? Kinky!), or you can eat it plain and it tastes good.

I also like to be spanked until my ass is purple.

What do you say to that, OP? Am I vanilla? Am I kinky? Am I a kinky vanilla asshat? am I a vanilla kinky asshat? Do I make you feel like shit? Perhaps chocolate would make you feel less like shit? I don't know why though. It's brown. Maybe you should eat white chocolate instead.
I missed this before. That concept of it being a plain base which is enjoyable as it is or can be spiced up to suit individual tastes is exactly what vanilla says to me. Maybe I have trouble seeing the offensive slander in it because I actually really like vanilla as a flavour and as a scent.

I'd describe you to someone as a vanilla guy who likes it a bit kinky. Or with masochistic tendencies. The comparison to tofu has been done already.
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