Leelee, i don't understand. If you're sooooo hoooorny, then MASTURBATE for crying out loud! Buy yourself some nice dildos or butt plugs that don't already have an owner like these men whose female partners pimp them out and allow you to borrow their dicks sometimes. Truth is, it sounds like YOU are the one who wants a "living breating sex toy". Otherwise, you wouldn't be thinking with your pussy or clitoris or G-spot or whatever body part women think with when they are too obsessed with getting laid to use their brain for its intended purpose.
tl;dr Yes, you are being unreasonable, but not in the way you think you are.
Last edited by BoringGuy; 05-12-2013 at 05:35 PM.
Reason: Stupid grammar