Hey dinged....we havent chatted in awhile, so thank you for remembering my birthday !
I know dont be such a stranger.
Oh hey, how did you make out with the penis enlargement cream I sent you for your last birthday ? Did it help ?
I didnt want to bring this up on your birthday but since you did ....your home made penis enlargement creme "technically " worked all those times you demonstrated "the correct application" but not so much once I got home. I'd say "temporary " at best. I also think it was sorta deceptive or unfair to "warm up " cream /potion in your mouth and apply it that way. I'm not sure if that was your standard sales pitch or you were giving me "the special" treatment (either way I thank you ) HOWEVER , I worry some little dick (dicked) lawyer will see that as coercive and cause you problems or become a partner
And not in the poly sense
And trust me this is not about the money...I'd pay double for the demonstrations and the stories
HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK