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Old 04-18-2013, 04:00 PM
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Location: NB, Canada
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When someone texts you and asks:

hi, I am mostly attractive male, enjoys giving you oral, u were always a very gorgeous little girl. You play as couple? I'd like stick it to ur handsome man.
Umm, what? I responded with:

I'm sorry we are not looking for a male playmate at the time. What did you mean by when I was a little girl?
Scariest Response ever!

i meet you at park and ask your "xx" (step dad) and he told me your name and I find you here. I am very discreet. He'll never know.
Next response from him he says he never met me before...

I find out who he was and...he was my 10 years older neighbour. At this point i stopped messaging. He proceeded to tell me he watched me on the bus cause I was pretty. Ummm... I was also 8....
It's just me, my ramblings and the elevator music in my head.

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