This just in! :P
Him- what a coincidence I was looking for an enemy they are the best sex
Things I found wrong in this.
1. No punctuation
2. No capitalization
3. And well, isn't it obvious? Put it back in your pants, Buddy.
Did I respond? Not just no, but HELL no.
It's just me, my ramblings and the elevator music in my head.
Me: bi, reformed wild-child turned mom and house maid LOL
Crux: straight/hypersexual, possibly mono?
BC: our son, 5 years
CM: second son 9 months.
Mouse: girlfriend! Status new, feelings not so much.