I don't expect you to believe me. I don't blame you for not believing me, either.
I posted an introduction. I stated that, yes, I am their submissive. I am allowed to date putside of the relationship, but potential partners are to be approved by my Dominants. Also, I wouldn't be having sex with any of my secondaries. Maybe that disqualifies me as a unicorn. *shrugs*
I guess I need to go find a plunger now.