BWAHAHAHAAAA!!! MC is an Aquarius and....no. Just no. None of it.
If some of them happened to jibe with you, pure coincidence. The writer is full of crap and should be laughed at or ignored.
I resemble some of being a Virgo. Not all of it. To me it's fun to compare how I'm like and dislike other Virgos, what traits we share and which we don't, but it's JUST for fun. Ultimately we're ourselves, period.
Pan Female, Hinge in a V between my mono (straight) husband, Monochrome and my poly (pan) partner, ThatGuyInBlack