Or you could just tell P about this forum and share your username, which would avoid the need to explain.
Please never ever hesitate to say no to anything I ask of you, which includes explaining yourself before you are ready. <3
To the peanut gallery: the reason it was me who asked was because it was my idea and I was willing to do all the driving/hauling, I just don't own a truck. Also, the 1.5 of you who advised lying should probably stop giving people advice.