This may be quite irrelevant, but i find it selfish and predatory when someone thinks they know me better than i know myself.
Good luck with your sex life.
The situation is hopeless, but not serious.
Reality is too complex to be spread all over the world.
Pretty please, with sugar on top: clean the fucking car.
DO NOT PULL THE STRING/TINSEL/HAIR/ELASTIC/ETC. OUT OF A CATS ASS!!! YOU CAN INJURE THE CAT! Google it or PM me if you need more info.