"Sup. You're cute. Like a baby polar bear (sliding down a rainbow). I'm [name]. People like me (I think). I would like the opportunity to enhance your life with my witty repartee, perhaps accompanied with watching the latest in the Twilight film franchise?
As long as you don't smoke crack. "
I don't know whether to laugh of be offended by the assumption that all women would like to watch a Twilight film.
Me: bi female in my 30's
Living with: Hank (partner) and rory