I wish to hell you lived close enough that I could take you out for a drink.
Originally Posted by hyena
I'm a pretty-much-straight male in a not-actually-married-but-basically-married open relationship. Not really interested in defining sexuality/gender because it all seems like a big amorphous blob to me. However, in the interest of maintaining this fantastic array of dazzling portmanteau and fun terminology, I am going to say:
I'm a FRUIT BAT, godzillasexual, in a mostly sea-worthy relationship.
Edit: And I would like to be addressed as such.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own...
Robert A. Heinlein
Me: female, bi, (formerly hinge of a vee)
with FirstBoyFriend (FBF)(moderately long-distance)
and no longer with CurrentBoyFriend (CBF)(who now lives in a house far away-with stairs I can't climb)