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Old 01-03-2013, 07:05 AM
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hyena hyena is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: ky.
Posts: 20

I'm a pretty-much-straight male in a not-actually-married-but-basically-married open relationship. Not really interested in defining sexuality/gender because it all seems like a big amorphous blob to me. However, in the interest of maintaining this fantastic array of dazzling portmanteau and fun terminology, I am going to say:

I'm a FRUIT BAT, godzillasexual, in a mostly sea-worthy relationship.

Edit: And I would like to be addressed as such.
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