"Wifey" is spousally-approved. I just wanted something more silly to refer to her by than "DW", and it makes her laugh. I know it isn't terribly PC, has a bit of a demeaning tone, but she's a business owner, lifts weights like few women you'll ever meet, and is very much more "type A" personality than myself, so it is humorous. One of her favorite songs is "Pants" by Walker Hayes. Look up the lyrics.
And yeah, we've figured out DADT isn't for us. Lots of new ideas to consider here. Baby steps. Baby steps.