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Old 12-06-2012, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by BoringGuy View Post
Let's face it: what women want is a guy with a great body and a huge penis. He doesn't even have to be handsome. He can always do them from behind or put a paper bag with a yellow smiley face over his head.
Oh yeah, that too! <**mops up the Diet Coke I snorted out my nose all over my keyboard**>

And they have to be good at handyman stuff so they can fix all my broken things because, being a woman, I use a pair of high heels as a hammer and don't know how to use a screwdriver.
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