Let's face it: what women want is a guy with a great body and a huge penis. He doesn't even have to be handsome. He can always do them from behind or put a paper bag with a yellow smiley face over his head.
The situation is hopeless, but not serious.
Reality is too complex to be spread all over the world.
Pretty please, with sugar on top: clean the fucking car.
DO NOT PULL THE STRING/TINSEL/HAIR/ELASTIC/ETC. OUT OF A CATS ASS!!! YOU CAN INJURE THE CAT! Google it or PM me if you need more info.