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Old 12-06-2012, 05:42 AM
Josie Josie is offline
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My very first message on OK Cupid went like this (I deleted it, apparently, so it'll have to be from memory):

Them: You look really lovely.

Me: Thanks! That's really nice of you to say!

Them: Well you do! Do you mind if I ask you something personal?

Me: Not at all, ask away!

(At this point I'm thinking it'll probably be something a little dirty/relating to casual sex, but there's no harm in letting them ask)

Them: Well my friend has this website, for porn, would you like to work for him?


*Jaw smacks keyboard*

Not what I was expecting in my first message.
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