No clue. Perhaps its my male genes and I'll have some sort of epiphany when it's mine, but all babies look like squalling little bundles of Spam to me.
I am as direct as a T-Rex with 'roid rage and about as subtle. It isn't intended to cause upset, I just prefer to talk plain. There are plenty of other people here who do the nice, polite thing much better than I can. I'm what you'd call a "problem dinner guest."