Hilarious! Just ask the penis.
I have a beef with #6. "The male libido, generally speaking, far outpaces the female libido and is never really satisfied for more than a day or two, tops."
So, so not true!! I have nevereverever had a partner who out-libidoed me. Ever. Maybe in the first few months, sure, but their libidos always die when mine's gearing up. *sigh*