Originally Posted by Helo
"Oh I couldn't do that, I'm too jealous!"
Me: "oh, you couldn't? That's too bad. Sucks to be you. I *love* having two boyfriends."
(purely theoretical, no one has dissed me yet. The people I care about all know. I'm only out to one person at work, though my mentor suspects. He is the kindest man I have ever had the privilege to work with, and I'm certain I would not lose his professional respect.)
Or, how about
"Too bad for you; lucky for me, more boyfriends available!"
[BTW, Helo, hello! Love your avatar. Stitch is one of my most favoritest.]