Originally Posted by NovemberRain
I recommend massage school. It's a completely respectable profession. The hardest part of it for me, was the ending of it. I was going to school every day and getting touched by lots of people. It was horrible withdrawals when it stopped. You could then become a teacher of massage, thus continuing the cycle. I was unable to continue because my body fell apart whilst I was in school (it wasn't just that, it was a perfect storm of awfulness that's not relevant to this story).
Another option would be to volunteer at nursing homes. Old people usually get so lonely, it would be really nice for them just to have someone sit there and hold their hand.
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