Originally Posted by SkylerSquirrel
One time I tried to outsmart fate by saying "The only reason I am not swearing off boyfriends is because I somehow end up with one every time I say that." And that's when I met my current husband.
Gralson: my husband (works out of town).
Auto: my girlfriend (lives with her husband Zoffee).
The most dangerous phrase in the English language is "we've always done it this way."