P.S. My girlfriend cracked up when I told her we have to break up now, because some stranger on the internet said I wasn't really polyamorous. She supposes the last 9 months count for nothing, and congratulates me on being such a good actor. All in good fun, of course.
Gralson: my husband (works out of town).
Auto: my girlfriend (lives with her husband Zoffee).
The most dangerous phrase in the English language is "we've always done it this way."