P.S. My girlfriend cracked up when I told her we have to break up now, because some stranger on the internet said I wasn't really polyamorous. She supposes the last 9 months count for nothing, and congratulates me on being such a good actor. All in good fun, of course.
“As I am sure any cat owner will be able to tell you,
someone else putting you in a box is entirely different
from getting into a box yourself.” —bisexualbaker