Originally Posted by nycindie
Omigosh, I just spit Diet Coke all over my keyboard!
I did too, and I'm not even drinking Diet Coke.
The thing is, I'm glad evanevans has his very own Caribbean Island. a Boring Guy such as myself stands a much better chance of scoring with the females on the Mainland with him out of the way.
I say, go for it, evanevans. you deserve to be King of your own Castle, even if said Castle exists only in your own mind. Seriously. I may sound like I'm making fun of you, but I only want good things for you and nothing bad. Now go out there and make it happen! I don't think there is anything anybody on this forum can help you with that you can't figure out for yourself. And if your wife is too stupid to know a good thing when she has it, she deserves to go back to her family and a life devoid of a mature male provider and the free orgasms that accompany.