Great come back C. Wow after I typed that it seems funny and fitting .. C .and C word. By the way how long did it take to come up with the name ?
I think you are getting confused not every problem has a "super fantasy" sexual solution that need a director. That's not how the real world works.
Also there might be confusion on the word forum. This is not penthouse forum or the sexual fantasy forum. Not all forums are like that
its sad I know but true.
Time to get out of your parents basement and go play in the fresh air.
And leave the old collectors copies of penthouse behind.