Welcome to our forum.
"Does anyone want a male chihauhau dog about 20 weeks old?"
Ah alas, we already have our optimum combo of one dog and one cat.
"We believe very much in God, however do not necessarily have mainstream beliefs."
If you have any Unitarian Universalist churches in your area, you might find them to be a good fit.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay on our boards.