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Old 08-18-2012, 06:47 PM
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Default Just can't leave well enough alone.

Today's gem from OKCupid is a five-word message reproduced verbatim below:

hello how are you today?

Oh, you poor sucker, whoever you are. You poor, ugly, practically illiterate sucker in search of an available uterus for the continuation of your line. You know nothing about me.

Punctuating my sentences correctly. And you?

There's a devil riding my shoulder today.
"I swear, if we live through this somebody's going to find their automatic shower preferences reprogrammed for ice water."

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