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Old 08-16-2012, 03:37 PM
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Default Dear Staff Robot:

Staff Robot, you surely know by now I don't like longhaired men and/or men with excessive, ill-groomed beardage.

The other guy apparently will never be comfortable farting around me, nor with me farting around him. Staff Robot, this is a painful state of affairs. I don't want a guy who'll let go gratuitously, but I don't want him writhing with pain because of a gas bubble, and I certainly won't do the same.

Also, cold sores are a hard limit for him and he thinks we came here from the stars. Well, thinking drug use is a romantic activity is a hard limit for ME.

So you've struck out yet again, meaning so have I. Well bloody done. Next time, less with the quirky?

No love
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