LOL! What's a bit funny and somewhat ironic is that I have always associated the unicorn with its horn and deamed it a phallic symbol. Never dreamed it would apply to females in any way.
Yes, I found out first hand how strange the expectations of unicorn hunters can be.
One thing I'm primarily looking to avoid is a woman who is bisexual only when it gets her husband's interest perked. (ahem ahem.) I am NOT going to be ANYONE'S viagra substitue. 0_0
Thank you for the advice and the clairification though!