Hi Brandon, I feel a bit odd welcoming you since I'm also so new, but "welcome".
I tend to only get on this site at home, where I don't have to worry about who's watching over my shoulder, but I'd like to offer my exceptional listening ears and my handy-dandy-drip-dry shoulder should you ever feel the need. =)
I'm told I'm really good at hearing people, so the offer is genuine.
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