A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, "Lady, I swear, but that is the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."
Shocked by his statement the woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down. The man in the seat next to her sees that she is fuming mad and ask her what is wrong.
She says, infuriated, "That driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "Well, ma'am, you don't have to take that! You go right up there and tell him off! Go on. I'll hold your monkey for you."