We are typically homebodies but occasionally the boys will pry me out of my "nest" to experience the world. Last night was one of those nights...and it was AWESOME!
They picked me up at work and we went to *MrClean's house to pick him up. The boys visited with MrsClean and the kids while I borrowed a bathroom to transform myself from "Plain JaneQ" to "Mustang Sally." It's funny - I usually don't wear make-up / do my hair / dress sexy, but when I do
the introvert Jane magically turns into my extrovert alter-ego Sally - and SHE is a party animal! (At least surrounded by a bevy of "safe" boys...
We drove to the city and had dinner at a restaurant that Dude really likes and then went to a concert at a bar a few blocks away. There were 3 opening acts - I really like the first one, everyone thought the second one was really great (electric washboard! - who knew?), the third was meh. Then the main act came on ... I like them well enough, Dude wasn't familiar with them but seemed to enjoy the show, but they are a favorite of MrS and MrClean and they danced like maniacs. I threw myself into the mosh pit on occasion, danced a ton, drank beer and had a generally great time.
At one point Dude and I were outside for a smoke and cool-down before heading back in to fetch beer for everyone. I was so giddy-happy I was glowing - I had just kissed all three of my "dates" in quick succession, combined with good music and a nice buzz, I was about ready to burst. Dude asks me "So...are you feeling like you are the luckiest girl in the world?" - to which I reply, "ABsolutely!" A girl (and her guy) are standing next to us, she is decked out in full '50s dress with a great intricate hairdo, and she overhears and asks "Why is she the luckiest girl?" My reply - after a pause - "It's complicated... I'm here with my husband and my boyfriend." Dude chimes in "I'm the boyfriend, her husband and boytoy are holding our space on the floor." Priceless.
(We went back in and Dude told MrClean that he had been "promoted" to boytoy - MrClean replied "Pshaw...I've been her boytoy for YEARS." - giggles
After the concert we went to a strip club to look at pretty naked girls and MrS bought me a lap dance and the girls were really sweet (I got kisses
Afterwards we dropped MrClean off and headed home - where I got double dose of attention from my boys and then promptly fell asleep in a state of bliss.
I'm walking around today all ... satisfied. I get happy-giggles randomly.
(Only downside to the evening was the bitchy boss-lady at the strip club who was mean - she's the owner's wife and clearly disapproves...I think she is in the wrong line of work. I have a whole rant worked out in my head directed at her but will save that for a more appropriate venue.)
*MrClean is a friend of ours. Married with kids. For years he and I have been not quite FWB (which he thinks his wife would not be ok with) - but tons of sexy flirting / light petting (which his wife is - I asked!)