Mono- as in mongamously wired
Vanilla- as in sexually unexploratory and non BDSM or kink
Cracker - merely a referance to plain white, un interesting
Poly - as in Poly
Hag - as in hang around to poly people
Guru - a joke on "knowing a lot and having answers"
there you have it!
Playing the Game of Life with Monopoly rules.
Monogamy might just be in my genes
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