Cool, I can officially ignore this now without any lingering doubts. I'm kind of disappointed in myself for responding for this long!
Dude, there are better ways to spend your time than pissing people off on the internet. Look, look, look at your choices! /sassy gay friend voice
The major players. Me, 30ish bi female. Gia, girlfriend of 4+ years. Clay, boyfriend/dom. Davis, ex/friend/"it's complicated." Eddie, roommate & fwb.
The supporting cast. Eric, Gia's husband. Bee, Gia and Eric's toddler. Dexter, Gia's lover. Helen, Eric's lover. Izzy and Nikki, Clay's partners. Liam, Eddie's husband.