Is it because I'm a shallow prick who thinks that ugly people implement different mating strategies than the people whose sexual attractiveness is envied by multitudes upon multitudes?
How old are you, and how much do you weigh? Oh, and how many guys have you slept with?
C'mon, comparing me to an immature fratboy is like me comparing you to an old, bitter hag. Kinda hurts, and it's rude.
Let's play nice.