Originally Posted by newguy
...now i can be hairless around the dumpster (ass) too!!! Exciting times!
Hairless dumpster prevent flies...meaning, in my case, the hair use to hold "trash" (shit) and no matter how much wiping (with baby wipes and tissue), I still ended up with streaks in my undies...
You mean skidmarks!
Oh, there is a long discussion thread I found on the internet once where people from all over have shared their ass-wiping techniques - it has been going since like 2005 or something and is hilarious! It might be over at poopreport.com
, not sure. people get so silly talking about it and the really good writers had me laughing so hard I was crying.
Thanks for sharing.