Most of that information is in my profile. I'd repost it, but I only want registered users to be able to know that information.
My age varies depending upon who is looking. Let's just say I can buy alcohol but rarely do so. Bouncers take an extra hard look at me before letting me into night clubs. My friends say I look 19 until they see my ID. Then they wonder if the ID is fake. When I was ten, I wrote articles under a pen name and posed as a 30-year-old professor. I hadn't considered the consequences of my actions until I received a message from a grad student asking me out. I prefer to date people who act as if they're in their thirties, no matter what year they list as their date of birth.