Originally Posted by TL4everu2
... Plus, I'm married....which apparently, means that I am no longer human or I'm dead and not allowed to look at other women...
I had to laugh when I read this. Have you ever seen the ventriloquist Jeff Dunham? With his puppet "Walter" he does a skit in which Walter bitches about the confines of marriage... "Married 15 years, huh? See that gorgeous young lady there? See that beautiful woman? Yeah? Oh well
. All you can do is run to the end of your chain and bark