Jade...Don't love me. LOL I am not a good person. I'm a TOTAL perv...and I would TOTALLY take it the wrong way. Plus, I'm married....which apparently, means that I am no longer human or I'm dead and not allowed to look at other women.
At least to most of the women I talk to in my area anyway. Not my wife, of course. LOL
Did I portray my sarcasm well enough? I hope so.
Thanks for your input though.