Here is another funny for you from my life... (don't be offended by the language, we are close enough to joke like this)
I told my guy friend about my experimentation... He laughed and laughed. He said "maybe you're a dyke now. Better ask your pastor" I said, "haha... I'm not the d-word!" his reply: "no, now you're just bi. Five or more times make you the d-word. Better not waste 'em!"
I have laughed for a whole day... Love my friend.