I'm sorry, i'm fixated on the "put my face in her twat" part.
That just sounds really impolite.
Exactly how does one "put" someone else's face "into" one's twat. I might want to try it some day. Should i say "please put your face into my twat" or should i grab them by the ears and just you know, let them figure out what i mean?
And no, i'm not being a jerk on purpose but i guess it will look that way to some folks.