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monolicious 01-07-2011 01:21 AM

Polyamorous Warning Label
 
I need a laugh today and was thinking about the fact that my poly husband needs a warning label attached. It would read something like this.

WARNING:

This human being is higher than fuck-buddy grade.

He is highly potent (hehe) and a small sampling will make you want more (probably a deep, emotional attachment).

Causes addiction, obsession, and spontaneous love in most users.

You may find yourself comparing all future men to this one (and find them lacking).

You have been warned. Use at your own risk.



What warning label would you put on your SO/partners?

NeonKaos 01-07-2011 03:16 AM

"If found please drop in nearest mailbox"

monolicious 01-07-2011 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeonKaos (Post 58703)
"If found please drop in nearest mailbox"

HeHe. Oh, I like that one.

LovingRadiance 01-08-2011 07:27 PM

Dangerous Explosive Material
Handle With Care

eklctc 01-09-2011 01:19 AM

Beware of W.A.R.S - Wildly Addictive Rocket Scientist

Ariakas 01-09-2011 01:57 AM

NRE is like crack

TruckerPete 01-10-2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monolicious (Post 58669)
[B]WARNING:

This human being is higher than fuck-buddy grade.

I like this. Sometimes we could all use that one!

Caution: I did not come out to you because I want to date you. Assumptions to the contrary will result in unpleasantness.

Indigomontoya 01-10-2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TruckerPete (Post 59506)
Caution: I did not come out to you because I want to date you. Assumptions to the contrary will result in unpleasantness.

Was this for me or for you?

TruckerPete 01-10-2011 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indigomontoya (Post 59545)
Was this for me or for you?

For me ... Don't you know poly women are easy??? :D

TL4everu2 01-10-2011 11:43 PM

My wife says I should have the same label. For her, I would put on a label that says something similar.


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