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Malfunktions 03-07-2013 11:28 PM

Aquarius-the "sluts" of Polyamory
So, just doing a bit of research and playing around when I came across this, I was not happy. Mainly, because I am an Aquarian.


This was posted on Pleasure the Goddess tribe. Thought that you might enjoy what it has to say. What are the other signs....?


My favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent, but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy to those that care about them. Go figure.

They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "but we might get caught" game.

They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick. This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from Hell! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.
Honestly, I was curious whether astrological signs promote or detract from polyamory and when I found this my face turned about 50 shades of angry.
I'm not anything what this says, yes I'm aware this was just someone being an asshole....
But still...

Ok, you caught me, Abe I'm a few of these...
Kinky- check
Get lost in the clouds-check
Flirt and a tease- check
Enjoy being fucked in groups of three - ok that's another one..
(This is counterproductive)
Derailment by shiny things- double check..

I'm gonna stop there cause, well, glass houses, bricks, yeah.

But I'm not the evil, keniving whore this makes me out to be.

Anyone else resemble/not resemble their star sign?

nycindie 03-08-2013 12:01 AM

Someone's shitty writing about astrology is really not something deserving too much energy. The writer was just trying to be provocative. So, don't waste too much time and energy getting your panties in a twist.

I used to be very much into astrology, studied it, had a gazillion books on it, sidereal tables and an ephemeris, taught myself how to chart (it's hard!), had an astrologer I saw once or twice a year, blablabla. I thought that a lot of what was said about my sign really applied well to me (double Taurus, Cancer rising).

Now I really don't get into it anymore, and never think about that stuff. No longer have the books and charts. But I am glad that there is one thing my old astrologer said to me that I still remember thirty years later. He said that we should always strive to rise above the circumstances of our lives, whether it is the family we're born into or our astrological chart. We should never say, "Oh, that's just the way I am." The purpose of knowing our astrological signs and the tendencies we have is to transcend them, not just accept them as the way things are, or they way we are. They are meant to challenge us, so we should never be complacent. I like that.

ThatGirlInGray 03-08-2013 05:45 AM

BWAHAHAHAAAA!!! MC is an Aquarius and....no. Just no. None of it.

If some of them happened to jibe with you, pure coincidence. The writer is full of crap and should be laughed at or ignored.

I resemble some of being a Virgo. Not all of it. To me it's fun to compare how I'm like and dislike other Virgos, what traits we share and which we don't, but it's JUST for fun. Ultimately we're ourselves, period.

Natja 03-08-2013 02:34 PM

Ermmm, like the OP, this is pretty close to me and I am an Aquarian too....

Malfunktions 03-08-2013 05:55 PM

Ha ha ha looking back it's hilarious!!!:D
Lol was having a very tired day yesterday! ;)

And I also find it funny that when I went back to the guys comment there were some quite colourful comments made. Muah ha ha ha

kdt26417 03-09-2013 02:23 AM

The only thing that's ever stood out as a hit for me in astrology is the idea that a Scorpio is vengeful and slow to forgive. I am a Scorpio, and I sadly have a history of not forgiving when it's time to forgive and move on. [shudder] Had a nightmare about that about a week ago; it really forced me to remind myself to try (even more) to not be like that.

Helo 03-09-2013 10:53 AM

I've generally considered astrology to be bullshit, I dont see why the article is to be held in better light.

RunicWolf 03-10-2013 05:12 PM

I don't know much about Astrology, but what I do know and have heard I'm a pretty close fit for Taurus.

Malfunktions 03-10-2013 05:14 PM

I've come across ,multitudes of people who fit their signs but its the Leo's that boggle my mind. Leo's are just way too malleable I think.
I've met some that are soo closely represented by the sign and some that are nothing like it all!

opalescent 03-10-2013 06:38 PM

I found the Libra description for this set of horoscopes. Most of it id not fit me at all. Ok, except for the experimental part. That's true!

This kind of stuff is fun!

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