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hyena 12-28-2012 08:57 AM

hello, hello.
 
As the title says, hello hello. My name is Joe. I am (obviously) new. I will either A) start posting here all the time and being a productive, thoughtful member of the forum, or I will B) totally forget it by tomorrow. I figure an introduction might be a good way to push myself towards the former.

I play music all over the country, I drink a ton of coffee and fancy beer, sometimes I taxidermy small animals in amusing poses and do sideshow tricks for strangers. I've got an awesome primary partner with great hair and lots of chutzpah. I judge people almost solely on their opinion of the movie Jaws. I love hard science and grumpy skepticism, also postmodern art/lit. Pretentious often.

Nice to meet you all!

SourGirl 12-28-2012 04:17 PM

Yahhbutt,..

Can you get the taxidermied animals to play music with you ?
Or at least look to be part of the band ?


Welcome. :)

UpsideDown 12-28-2012 04:21 PM

Best intro, ever
 
I think you and I would be great friends in real life.

Either that, or my snobbery and your pretension would conflict and we'd hate one another to the point of concerns about homicide.

:)

SourGirl 12-28-2012 04:25 PM

taxidermy like this ?

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/11/cl...rrel-ridin.php

Now Hyena and UpsideDown, have the decency to oil up first, and send the forum a complete video, regardless of outcome.
Thanks bunches.

UpsideDown 12-28-2012 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SourGirl (Post 174386)
Now Hyena and UpsideDown, have the decency to oil up first, and send the forum a complete video, regardless of outcome.
Thanks bunches.

The image I got was of that creepy baby skull in his avatar duking it out with the eyeball in mine. Lovely! :eek:

dingedheart 12-28-2012 04:36 PM

SG that's great ......

I was thinking amusing poses was code for flipping people off or jerking off.


What about all the sequels ...I think I hate all of them:(

Have you tried coffee infused beer ? Wait ...never mind that's kind of a mono solution :o


Welcome ...and good luck

SourGirl 12-28-2012 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UpsideDown (Post 174387)
The image I got was of that creepy baby skull in his avatar duking it out with the eyeball in mine. Lovely! :eek:

If he 'totally forgets the forum by tomorrow' Start pm-ing his azz.

Nobody gets to waltz in here talking about fancy beer and taxidermy, without a little more time spent in da poly 'pen.:cool:

opalescent 12-28-2012 08:07 PM

@Hyena, are you a hipster? For some reason small animal in amusing poses taxidermy is BIG among my hipster friends. No, I have no idea why.

Also this thread wins for most amusing thread of the past few months.

hyena 12-28-2012 09:32 PM

Wait, wait. Why is it that whenever I talk to anybody about taxidermy, there's always one person who asks if I'm a hipster?

Taxidermy is hip?!? ....although I do have a hedgehog to stuff, and it might look good with an ironic mustache and a fixed gear bike...

Thanks for the warm welcome, e'rbody!

kdt26417 12-28-2012 09:35 PM

Hello Joe,
Welcome to our forum.

Heh, I like your intro. So you are Joe, and you drink lots of joe? :)

As for Jaws, I am quite fond of that movie. Sure the effects are of yesteryear, but it's a great yarn. Does that mean I'm your friend or foe? :eek:

Stick around, and enjoy Polyamory.com ...

Sincerely,
Kevin T.


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