Unicorn

[berserker239]

I found my unicorn!! Shes a pretty little brunette not too far away. I was talking to her and i made a perveted joke like i normally do xD and she took to it alittle too well.

She was asking me to come to a fair to hangout and i was like "If this was 2 weeks from now id drive up with my girlfriend and we could all have sex, rofl jk"

and she said "Lol your funny"

to wich i said "Im only half joking lol" implying im polyamorus

to wich she responded "Id do it lol, ive done it before and it was fantastic"

so i got all pumped and was like "Really??? Cause me and my girlfriend have been looking for another girl aswell"

and she was all up for it "ID be down for that in a heartbeat but i dont really know you guys that well...but you both seem really sexy, so we should hangout sometime"

so i said "yeah when shes ungrounded well come down and hang and get to know each other"

and she said "that sounds great, tell your girlfriend to add me on myspace."

SO! I found my unicorn! I told Haley about it and she said shes up for it. IM happy :D

[foxflame88]

:D I hope it goes well. Good luck!

[aussielover]

ooh Good luck to you Berserker!! Hope it goes well!

[berserker239]

ooh Good luck to you Berserker!! Hope it goes well!
Thanks! I hope it goes well too! Fingers crossed!

:D I hope it goes well. Good luck!

Go raibh maith agat, cara!

[greenearthal]

I don't want to have sex with any of the parties involved, but you all should add me on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/amprosoft) anyway.

[MonoVCPHG]

I don't want to have sex with any of the parties involved, but you all should add me on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/amprosoft) anyway.

HAHA!! That is hilarious :D

[MonoVCPHG]

Oddly enough I kinda like unicorns...having only one horn and all you'ld think they'd be my mascot! :D

Glad things are going your way Berserker!

Take care and "play" safe ;)

[Sunshinegrl]

Sounds like you have been rather busy! I hope it all goes well!

[XYZ123]

HAHAHA. That's great! Good luck. Let us know how the real meeting goes! And don't vanish on us again. You're way too much fun.

[foxflame88]

Oddly enough I kinda like unicorns...having only one horn and all you'ld think they'd be my mascot! :D


Bwahahaha :p

[MonoVCPHG]

Bwahahaha :p


Speaking about the one horn thingy..so I am standing naked in my full length mirror this morning and then it strikes me..even my genitals are in a "v"!!.............this will either fall flat or hit a home run:o

[foxflame88]

Speaking about the one horn thingy..so I am standing naked in my full length mirror this morning and then it strikes me..even my genitals are in a "v"!!.............this will either fall flat or hit a home run:o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/foxflame88/smilies/toofunny.gif

[berserker239]

Oddly enough I kinda like unicorns...having only one horn and all you'ld think they'd be my mascot! :D

Glad things are going your way Berserker!

Take care and "play" safe ;)

I cant, if i use them i take FOREVER to finish, and shes usually raw by the time im even close xD

HAHAHA. That's great! Good luck. Let us know how the real meeting goes! And don't vanish on us again. You're way too much fun.

Thanks and i will let you guys know, and sorry about vanishing but like i said, things have been hectic in my life lately

Sounds like you have been rather busy! I hope it all goes well!

Oh and i have :) I hope it does too, thanks

[NeonKaos]

I cant, if i use them i take FOREVER to finish, and shes usually raw by the time im even close xD





KY jelly is less expensive than a pregnancy or an STD.

[berserker239]

KY jelly is less expensive than a pregnancy or an STD.

Making her wetter wont help.

[XYZ123]

Oh no. Big alarm bells going off for me here. It's one thing not using protection in a long term, mono relationship where you know the other is only sexual with you, you've both been tested, and she's maybe on birth control to prevent pregnancy and you're both ready to deal with consequences should it fail. It's another thing all together bringing others into that mix whom you do not know the history, status, or sexual openness of. You have to remember that you are essentially having sex with everyone your partner(s) has ever had sex. This is not to insult you or your partner(s) but is a fact. Buy some thin condoms. Play without them using hands or whatever you need to get you close to a point of finishing. But use them when it comes to penetration. You don't want to be a statistic. And don't count on pull out and birth control. My son was conceived by a failed pull out, my daughter while on the pill. I don't regret either, but if you're not ready don't even risk it.

[NeonKaos]

They're young and invincible, don't you remember being like that too?

[Ceoli]

Frankly, the big red flagged alarm bells went off for me in the original post.

[NeonKaos]

Frankly, the big red flagged alarm bells went off for me in the original post.


Same here, but I figured I'd let someone else take the role of Captain Obvious for a change.

[Ceoli]

I usually just avoid such things unless I see a window of dialogue. Didn't see that there.

[XYZ123]

I wasn't even going to say anything about the first post. But the no protection thing coupled with the first post? No no no.
As far as being invincible....I've always been a big fan of condoms. I've gone without, but not until a well established mono relationship and on birth control. Apparently, I'm one of the .1% it wasn't effective for. Or we just had already had condomless sex 99.9 times and wore out our luck. :p

[berserker239]

:rolleyes: Really? Like im that dumb. Im going to go sticking my junk into anything that moves? Cmon now, yall know me a bit better than that, Im not gonna go run out and fuck her before i know what im getting INTO. heh heh heh.

Anyway, very insulting that you think im just another statistic (irresponsible teenager), im not stupid, nor am i blind. I know what my current girlfriend has done, i know were both clean, and for Krissy, im obviously going to have to learn what shes done, and if shes clean before i do anything. Seriously, im not stupid, as for not wearing protection, im ready for whatever happens. I wouldent take a risk if i didnt know the consequences, take a little time to get to know me before you reprimand me.

[vandalin]

Here is a suggestion and not a reprimand. Something I learned from a favorite advice columnist, Mr. Savage.

Problems with condoms and dicks... as it doesn't seem to be an allergic reaction, this might help with the problem of taking so long. Practice. Not with intercourse, but with manual overides. Put on a condom and get yourself off or have your lady/ies help you manually. Keep working on it, try different amounts of lube in and out of the condom. Practice does make perfect and this might just help so that you can limit the risks and consequences all around.

[XYZ123]

I didn't say you ARE a statistic OR a stupid teenager. I said don't BECOME one. I'm sure you and your gf are well established and have been tested and have discussed consequences. I'm talking about bringing this new person in. How do you KNOW she's clean or won't lie or is ready for consequences herself? The conversation between you online seemed very sexually focused, not relationship focused. If she's more about a good time than a lasting relationship, who knows? This isn't a reprimand, but a concerned person telling you we're all irresponsible, too trusting, or just stupid from time to time and hoping you will be safe rather than sorry.

[berserker239]

Here is a suggestion and not a reprimand. Something I learned from a favorite advice columnist, Mr. Savage.

Problems with condoms and dicks... as it doesn't seem to be an allergic reaction, this might help with the problem of taking so long. Practice. Not with intercourse, but with manual overides. Put on a condom and get yourself off or have your lady/ies help you manually. Keep working on it, try different amounts of lube in and out of the condom. Practice does make perfect and this might just help so that you can limit the risks and consequences all around.

Hm, i supppose i can give that a shot, Vandy. Thanks for the advice ^^

[vandalin]

Anytime, just want to keep you and your loves safe as can be. ;)

No matter how ready we may feel to face certain death or at least illness and the longest lasting std of all, children, dealing with it can be totally different and unexpected thing. And that can go for positives as well.

But definitely check out Dan Savage's column, Savage Love. Lots and lots of excellent info and usually very amusing as well. ;)

[berserker239]

Anytime, just want to keep you and your loves safe as can be. ;)

No matter how ready we may feel to face certain death or at least illness and the longest lasting std of all, children, dealing with it can be totally different and unexpected thing. And that can go for positives as well.

But definitely check out Dan Savage's column, Savage Love. Lots and lots of excellent info and usually very amusing as well. ;)

Thanks for lookin out for us, i talked to Krissy and she said she was tested 3 weeks ago and it came out with er being clean. Overtime ill learn how she is and eventually know if shes a liar or not :) then well go from there. Until then, no harm with her and Haley playing with the captain xD

[AutumnalTone]

to wich i said "Im only half joking lol" implying im polyamorus


You implied you were up for a threesome, actually.

Anyway, your tale fits with most involving finding a woman to make for a triad--she wasn't looking for a couple and it just sort of fell together because of a connection with one half of a couple. Congratulations!

I'm a sucker for happy endings.

[berserker239]

You implied you were up for a threesome, actually.

Anyway, your tale fits with most involving finding a woman to make for a triad--she wasn't looking for a couple and it just sort of fell together because of a connection with one half of a couple. Congratulations!

I'm a sucker for happy endings.

Thanks crow XD im glad to finally have a triad.